Deer, Cougars and Bears (an ode) no rhyming...freestyle

You taste so awful, Venison
I hope that you escape
my husband's brand new scope and gun
please please please never grace my plate
so, run fast little bambi
I would rather not have your dead flesh
in my freezer.

As for you Bear and Cougar, I simply have to say
that whilst you may taste like pumpkin pie
I will never ever want to know. Because if a bear/cougar can shit in the woods,
I bet it'll be just as nasty on my plate

:)